she has Black hair and ripped clothing she's such a rocker!
by Rose Red "TheOneWithNoSoul" Land of the Ice and Snow Reviewed on January 18th, 2005
I don't know what annoys me more, that Ashlee Simpson is on Geffen Records or that Geffen signed her. It just does not make sense to me that the same record company that signed Weezer, Nirvana and Hole are also responsible for signing utter garbage like this chick and Puddle of Mudd. Have they evolved into money-grubbing greedy monkies? Looks like it. I guess after the success of those bands they decided to market any rock-wanabe pop act they could find. Or who's dad would presaude them.
Funny how Ashlee tries so hard to be taken seriously as a rocker when she's as pop as pop can be. We all know that without her daddy's money, without her sister's fame, she would be nothing. Geffen would have slammed the door in her face. She tries so hard to not be marketed like her sister that it's about as cheesy as William Hung. Speaking of which, I'm hoping her 15 minutes will come to an end soon as well.
Face it, kids, her album will have it's few minutes in the hearts and minds of teen girls everywhere who don't know real rock from fake corporate rock. Then it will fade away into obscurity. Don't buy into this, please, my review is less a review and more of a warning. There is better out there...if you want real rock music then try supporting actual artists. Buy some Le Tigre, Auf Der Maur, Sleater-Kinney....then again none of these acts get hyped to death on MTV because their daddies didn't pay their studio bill and their sisters aren't reality TV stars, so you might not know who they are. And that's just the tip of the iceburg. There are so many more bands out there that deserve a little credit for all the <u>work</u> that they do...touring, writing, composing, creating, none of which Miz Teen rawk angst queen has acomplished.
That's enough of that for me, I feel dirty just being on this page. I leave you all with a quote from Hole's Awful.
They know how to break all the girls like you And they rob the souls of the girls like you... You're lost, oh, where's your daddy - it's so awful And they royalty rate all the girls like you And they sell it out to the girls like you To incorporate little girls
You're all just tools, by buying this album you're only making Geffen and Ashlee's daddy richer. Remember: real rock is not concieved for the sake of fame and fortune. Real rock rebels against it.
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