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NO PADS, NO HELMETS... JUST BALLS Review

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Rating: 7.46
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 Album:

"No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls"


1) I'd Do Anything
2) The Worst Day Ever
3) You Don't Mean Anything
4) I'm Just A Kid
5) When I'm Without You
6) Meet You There
7) Addicted
8) My Alien
9) God Must Hate Me
10) I Won't Be There
11) One Day
12) Perfect
13) Grow Up
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Rating: 9.06
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"Still Not Getting Any"


1) Shut Up!
2) Welcome To My Life
3) Perfect World
4) Thank You
5) Me Against The World
6) Crazy
7) Jump
8) Everytime
9) Promise
10) One
11) Untitled
 Album:

"Extra Songs"


1) American Jesus
2) Anything
3) Crash And Burn
4) Don't Wanna Think About You
5) Happy Together
6) Joy To The World
7) My Christmas List
8) One By One
9) Surrender
10) Vacation
11) What's New Scooby Doo?
SIMPLE PLAN
NO PADS, NO HELMETS... JUST BALLS
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Reviews: 705
Average Rating: 7.46



Still Not Getting Why You'd Like Simple Plan


by Drock "Drock"
Reviewed on January 12th, 2005

I don't understand how this album could have possibly reached platinum success... First of all, the music is so bland and obviously drawn from the band's influences that the only identity that can be found lies in the singer's annoying, piercing voice singing about how much his life in particular is worse than anyone else's. Secondly, the average rating of the album is 3.5 and half the reviewers have something very bad to say about it. And believe me because I know when to hate and when not to, that Simple Plan isn't coincidentally hated, or hated due to popularity. If you listen to this album and have any sense of what actual music sounds like, you will cry like the babies that Simple Plan's members are. This isn't normal bad we're looking at... It's TERRIBLE bad, worse than anything I've ever seen before, so rediculously bad that I can't figure out wether to laugh at it or get mad over the fact that a band like this could ever find the success that they have.

If you like this album, listen to Green Day repeatedly for a month without a single dose of Simple Plan. Then go back and listen Simple Plan again and you'll realize not how bad music can get, but how much better it can be than Simple Plan. And eventually you'll be able to appreciate how bad they are.


More "No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls" reviews:

[2005-01-14] i feel guilty when i listen to this band (8)
[2005-01-14] Only you can save yourself from this piece of .... (4)
[2005-01-12] Still Not Getting Why You'd Like Simple Plan (2)
[2005-01-12] Great album (8)
[2005-01-11] Pretty Good (8)
[2005-01-04] No Talent, ...Just tarts double dribbling KobeBryants Balls (2)
[2004-12-31] sux (2)
[2004-12-11] Come on...where has musicianship gone? (2)
[2004-12-08] great cd (10)
[2004-11-25] Just read this (10)
[2004-11-24] Simple Plan Sucks (2)
[2004-11-24] THIS IS COOL (2)
[2004-11-24] No pads no helmets and no balls (2)
[2004-11-07] okay debut CD (6)
[2004-11-06] Great Pick-Me-Up (8)
[2004-10-27] just wanky little pansy balls (10)
[2004-10-26] Yep (2)
[2004-10-23] Don't buy this crap (2)
[2004-10-14] Aww, it's still okay! (6)
[2004-10-10] This is punk? (2)
[2004-10-09] GREAT CD (6)
[2004-10-06] Less than 0 star... (2)
[2004-10-01] Actually zero stars (2)
[2004-09-28] Better Than Good Charlotte (6)
[2004-09-28] Man, this actually sells????? (2)
[2004-09-26] Funny light hearted fun (10)
[2004-09-25] Awesome, Nice Beats, Nice Messages! (10)
[2004-09-23] ...and this is whats popular now? (2)
[2004-09-22] Pop meets punk... wait, did I just say punk? (2)
[2004-09-19] AWESOME CD!!!!!! (10)
[2004-09-19] AWESOME CD AWESOME BAND!!!!!!!!!! (10)
[2004-09-18] Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2)
[2004-09-12] I HATE THIS CD, and the band (2)
[2004-09-11] Simple Plan rocks (10)
[2004-09-11] I wrote a poem on this band (2)
[2004-09-10] I love SP! (10)
[2004-09-10] Extreme Undaground Punk Brutality at its Finest !!!!!!!! (10)
[2004-08-26] Coin Flip (2)
[2004-08-25] Good Start for anyone just getting into music. (8)
[2004-08-22] Such a GREAT CD!! I love it! (10)
[2004-08-21] In a field of dictators, these guys are like Stalin, easily. (2)
[2004-08-14] LP ROX! (10)
[2004-08-06] Simple Plan Rocks my world!! (10)
[2004-08-05] Under Aged, Maybe. Bad, Not Even Close. (10)
[2004-08-04] Addicted to this album... (10)
[2004-08-01] Great! (10)
[2004-08-01] Bland, unoriginal pop music. (2)
[2004-07-31] An okay first album. (4)
[2004-07-28] Great Album (8)
[2004-07-28] what has the world come to? (2)
[2004-07-19] It isn't the genre.... (2)
[2004-07-18] Rick (10)
[2004-07-16] READ THIS REVIEW (10)
[2004-07-16] one of my favorite CDs ever (10)
[2004-07-16] Simply Bad Plan (2)
[2004-07-16] horrible (2)
[2004-07-14] Does Anyone Know What Good Music Is? (10)
[2004-07-13] Simple cd but good!!! (8)
[2004-07-12] Punk or not, they know how to rock! (8)
[2004-07-11] Not Bad (4)
[2004-07-11] Punk rock music is insulted by this band (2)
[2004-07-09] Simple Plan Rocks!!!-Buy this Cd!!! (10)
[2004-07-08] its ok.. (8)
[2004-07-08] Something New, Different... and Great! (10)
[2004-07-08] Sad, Whiny, immature (2)
[2004-07-07] oh man (10)
[2004-07-06] Well (6)
[2004-07-06] Simple Plan Rock (10)
[2004-07-01] can u say bloody eyesockets................IN FRENCH?????!!! (2)
[2004-06-30] Simple Plan Rules !!!!!!!!!!! (10)
[2004-06-29] You Call These "Balls"?!? (2)
[2004-06-29] Whats up with all the b****ing? (8)
[2004-06-28] I wasn't going to write a review at first. (10)
[2004-06-26] Simple plan is awesome and hot (10)
[2004-06-25] No Balls, No D*ck........Just Some Old Guy in Pantaloons (2)
[2004-06-20] THIS CD IS AWESOME! (10)
[2004-06-17] This inspires every hateful emotion to come out (2)
[2004-06-17] good music (8)
[2004-06-16] The person above said it best... (4)
[2004-06-14] BLAH!! It's NSYNC with guitars!!! (2)
[2004-06-12] simple plan is not punk (2)
[2004-06-12] Too 'Pop' (6)
[2004-06-10] its an ok album for people who like pop (6)
[2004-06-06] What is this junk? (2)
[2004-06-05] simple plan is afwul (2)
[2004-06-04] they are good (8)
[2004-06-04] THIS IS THE BEST CD EVER!!! (10)
[2004-06-03] God Must HATE simple plan... (4)
[2004-06-03] THE "GREATEST GENERATION" CAN JUST KISS MY ***!" (6)
[2004-06-03] I WISH I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL LITTLE TONE DEAF TWERP (2)
[2004-06-02] The Only Reason This Even Gets One Star... (2)
[2004-05-30] Why? (2)
[2004-05-28] WOW....... crap (4)
[2004-05-24] No Pads, No Helmets,.........and unfortunately No Balls (2)
[2004-05-23] ummm....DONT BUY!!! (2)
[2004-05-23] not all mainstrem punk bands are bad(but this one is) (4)
[2004-05-21] Crapy!!!! (2)
[2004-05-20] Low Skill - Great Sound (10)
[2004-05-18] Nauseating whiny crap... (2)
[2004-05-17] Pads with Helmet and balls (2)

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