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ADAM SANDLER
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Assistant Principal's Big Day
Performed by Adam Sandler
[Speaking through a microphone]
";Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for the next few days.";
";Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.";
";Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods.";
";Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself.";
";Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is also prohibited.";
";Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm.";
";Number five - while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until I have completed ejaculating.";
";Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating.";
";If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass.";
";Good day";
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