ADAM SANDLER Song Lyrics


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Album:
"What's Your Name?"

1) Moyda
2) The Lonesome Kicker
3) Bad Boyfriend
4) Pickin' Daisies
5) Cordurory Blues
6) Listenin' To The Radio
7) Sweat Beatrice
8) Dancin' and Pantsin'
9) Zittly Van Zittles
10) Four Years Old
11) Voodoo
12) The Respect Chant
13) The Goat Song
14) Red Hooded Sweatshirt


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Rating: 9.05
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Album:
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You"

1) Assistant Principal's Big Day
2) The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
3) Buddy
4) The Longest Pee
5) Food Innuendo Guy
6) The Beating of a High School Janitor
7) Right Field
8) The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
9) Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10) The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
11) The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
12) Oh Mom...
13) Fatty McGee
14) At a Medium Pace
15) The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
16) The Cheerleader
17) I'm So Wasted
18) Lunchlady Land
19) The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
20) Toll Booth Willie
21) Teenage Love On The Phone
22) My Little Chicken


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Rating: 8.78
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Album:
"What The Hell Happened To Me?"

1) Joining The Cult
2) Respect
3) Ode To My Car
4) The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5) The Goat
6) The Chanuka Song
7) The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8) The Hypnotist
9) Steve Polychronopolous
10) The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
11) Do It For Your Mama
12) Crazy Love
13) The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14) The Adventures Of The Cow
15) Dip Doodle
16) The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17) Memory Lane
18) Mr. Bake-O
19) Sex Or Weight Lifting
20) What The Hell Happened To Me?

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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Cordurory Blues

Performed by Adam Sandler

When I was a boy
There was no limit to what I could eat
Shake after shake after shake after shake
Followed by all kinds of red meat
Metabolism runnin' around so fast
My body never gained to weight
That pissed off all my Momma's friends
And made my big-boned sister irate
But now I'm a man
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all them cookies I been munching lately
My feets are becoming difficult to see

I believe it was my Daddy
Who led me to this eating disease
By calling me ";The Little Candy Ass";
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
Or maybe it was my Momma
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
Would I get to see Momma's good moods
They said eat this, they said eat that
To stay skinny there was no chance
And now when I walk I hear corduroy
Even though I ain't wearing pants

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
You fat fuck, You fat fuck
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all that ice cream I been eating lately
My chins alone weight 203

The diet starts tomorrow!
I have a grapefruit for breakfast
For lunch a bown of white rice
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato
I ain't allowed no spice
If this diet's gonna work
Tonight I can't eat no more
";Just go to sleep,"; I say to myself
As I close the bedroom door
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss
My belly's hungry and achin'
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay
Made a fat mother fucker outta me
And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately

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