ADAM SANDLER Song Lyrics


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Album:
"What The Hell Happened To Me?"

1) Joining The Cult
2) Respect
3) Ode To My Car
4) The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5) The Goat
6) The Chanuka Song
7) The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8) The Hypnotist
9) Steve Polychronopolous
10) The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
11) Do It For Your Mama
12) Crazy Love
13) The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14) The Adventures Of The Cow
15) Dip Doodle
16) The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17) Memory Lane
18) Mr. Bake-O
19) Sex Or Weight Lifting
20) What The Hell Happened To Me?


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Album:
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You"

1) Assistant Principal's Big Day
2) The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
3) Buddy
4) The Longest Pee
5) Food Innuendo Guy
6) The Beating of a High School Janitor
7) Right Field
8) The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
9) Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10) The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
11) The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
12) Oh Mom...
13) Fatty McGee
14) At a Medium Pace
15) The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
16) The Cheerleader
17) I'm So Wasted
18) Lunchlady Land
19) The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
20) Toll Booth Willie
21) Teenage Love On The Phone
22) My Little Chicken


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Album:
"What's Your Name?"

1) Moyda
2) The Lonesome Kicker
3) Bad Boyfriend
4) Pickin' Daisies
5) Cordurory Blues
6) Listenin' To The Radio
7) Sweat Beatrice
8) Dancin' and Pantsin'
9) Zittly Van Zittles
10) Four Years Old
11) Voodoo
12) The Respect Chant
13) The Goat Song
14) Red Hooded Sweatshirt

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?

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HIS BEST HANDS DOWN
All across the board the songs are classics, the goat, ode to my car, mr bako, dip doodle, respect and the chanukah song. You name it, he di

Crazy Love

Performed by Adam Sandler and Lisa Mordente

Transcribed by The Brave Raven.

Adam: You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
Lisa: And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player
Lisa: And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam: It's very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You're all that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
Lisa: Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: Thank you
Lisa: And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years
Adam: I believe you sugarpie
Both:
'Cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
Adam: Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
Lisa: Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear
Adam: I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information
Lisa: They can't fool you sweetheart And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
Adam: I ain't no fink, dollface
Both:
'Cause we know that it's true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: My crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
Adam: Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
Adam: Oh yeah, here you go
(splurt)

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