ADAM SANDLER Song Lyrics


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Rating: 8.78
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Album:
"What The Hell Happened To Me?"

1) Joining The Cult
2) Respect
3) Ode To My Car
4) The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5) The Goat
6) The Chanuka Song
7) The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8) The Hypnotist
9) Steve Polychronopolous
10) The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
11) Do It For Your Mama
12) Crazy Love
13) The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14) The Adventures Of The Cow
15) Dip Doodle
16) The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17) Memory Lane
18) Mr. Bake-O
19) Sex Or Weight Lifting
20) What The Hell Happened To Me?


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Rating: 9.05
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Album:
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You"

1) Assistant Principal's Big Day
2) The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions
3) Buddy
4) The Longest Pee
5) Food Innuendo Guy
6) The Beating of a High School Janitor
7) Right Field
8) The Buffoon and the Valedictorian
9) Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10) The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler
11) The Beating of a High School Bus Driver
12) Oh Mom...
13) Fatty McGee
14) At a Medium Pace
15) The Beating of a High School Science Teacher
16) The Cheerleader
17) I'm So Wasted
18) Lunchlady Land
19) The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher
20) Toll Booth Willie
21) Teenage Love On The Phone
22) My Little Chicken


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Album:
"What's Your Name?"

1) Moyda
2) The Lonesome Kicker
3) Bad Boyfriend
4) Pickin' Daisies
5) Cordurory Blues
6) Listenin' To The Radio
7) Sweat Beatrice
8) Dancin' and Pantsin'
9) Zittly Van Zittles
10) Four Years Old
11) Voodoo
12) The Respect Chant
13) The Goat Song
14) Red Hooded Sweatshirt

ADAM SANDLER
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?

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Ode To My Car

Performed by Adam Sandler

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear ";Hey, watch it asshole";
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

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