BEN FOLDS FIVE Song Lyrics

Album:
"Unauthorized Biography Of Rein"

1) Army
2) Don't Change Your Plans
3) Hospital Song
4) Jane
5) Lullabye
6) Magic
7) Mess
8) Narcolepsy
9) Regrets
10) Your Most Valuable Possesson
11) Your Redneck Past

Album:
"Naked Baby Photos"

1) Alice Childress - KCRW
2) Bad Idea - demo
3) Boxing
4) Dick Holster
5) Eddie Walker
6) Emaline
7) For Those of Y'all Who Wear Fanny Packs
8) Jackson Cannery
9) Julianne
10) Philosophy
11) Satan is My Master
12) Song for the Dumped
13) The Ultimate Sacrifice
14) Tom and Mary
15) Twin Falls
16) Underground
17) Eddie Walker, This is Your Life
18) Alice Childress
19) Bad Idea (Retarded)

Album:
"Whatever & Ever Amen"

1) Battle of Who Could Care Less
2) Brick
3) Cigarette
4) Evaporated
5) Fair
6) Kate
7) Missing the War
8) One Angry Dwarf and Two Hundred Solemn Faces
9) Selfless, Cold and Composed
10) Smoke
11) Song for the Dumped
12) Steven's Last Night in Town

Album:
"Ben Folds Five"

1) Alice Childress
2) Best Imitation of Myself
3) Boxing
4) Jackson Cannery
5) Julianne
6) Philosophy
7) Sports and Wine
8) The Last Polka
9) Uncle Walter
10) Underground
11) Video
12) Where's Summer B.?

Album:
"More Songs"

1) Cool Whip
2) Guilty
3) Kalamazoo
4) Mitchell Lane
5) Protection
6) Rocky

Album:
"Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold"

BEN FOLDS FIVE
UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY OF REIN

Army

Well I thought about the army
Dad said, Son you're fucking high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only 15 grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame

Been thinking a lot today
Been thinking a lot today

Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA
Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday

In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I thought about the army...

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