BLOODHOUND GANG Song Lyrics

Album:
"Hooray For Boobies"

1) I hope You die
2) The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
3) Mama's Boy
4) Three Point One Four
5) Mope
6) Yummy Down On This
7) The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8) RSVP
9) Magna Cum Nada
10) The Bad Touch
11) That Cough came with a prize
12) Take The Long Way Home
13) Hell Yeah
14) Turn Clyde
15) This is Stupid
16) A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
17) The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
18) Along Comes Mary

Album:
"One Fierce Beer Coaster"

1) Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
2) Lift Your Head Up High
3) Fire Water Burn
4) I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
5) Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
6) It's Tricky
7) Asleep At The Wheel
8) Shut Up
9) Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
10) Boom
11) Going Nowhere Slow
12) Reflections of Remoh
13) Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

Album:
"Use Your Fingers"

1) Rip Taylor Is God
2) We Are The Knuckleheads
3) Legend In My Spare Time
4) B.H.G.P.S.A.
5) Mama Say
6) Kids In America
7) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
8) The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
9) One Way
10) Shitty Record Offer
11) Go Down
12) Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
13) No Rest For The Wicked
14) She Ain't Got No Legs
15) We Like Meat
16) Coo Coo Ca Choo
17) Rang Dang
18) Nightmare At The Apollo
19) K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Album:
"Hefty Fine"

1) Strictly For The Tardcore
2) Balls Out
3) Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
4) I'm The Least You Could Do
5) Farting With A Walkman On
6) Ralph Wiggum
7) Something Diabolical
8) Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
9) Pennsylvania
10) Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
11) No Hard Feelings

BLOODHOUND GANG
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES

Hell Yeah

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

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