BLOODHOUND GANG Song Lyrics

Album:
"Hooray For Boobies"

1) I hope You die
2) The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
3) Mama's Boy
4) Three Point One Four
5) Mope
6) Yummy Down On This
7) The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8) RSVP
9) Magna Cum Nada
10) The Bad Touch
11) That Cough came with a prize
12) Take The Long Way Home
13) Hell Yeah
14) Turn Clyde
15) This is Stupid
16) A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
17) The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
18) Along Comes Mary

Album:
"One Fierce Beer Coaster"

1) Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
2) Lift Your Head Up High
3) Fire Water Burn
4) I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
5) Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
6) It's Tricky
7) Asleep At The Wheel
8) Shut Up
9) Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
10) Boom
11) Going Nowhere Slow
12) Reflections of Remoh
13) Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

Album:
"Use Your Fingers"

1) Rip Taylor Is God
2) We Are The Knuckleheads
3) Legend In My Spare Time
4) B.H.G.P.S.A.
5) Mama Say
6) Kids In America
7) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
8) The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
9) One Way
10) Shitty Record Offer
11) Go Down
12) Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
13) No Rest For The Wicked
14) She Ain't Got No Legs
15) We Like Meat
16) Coo Coo Ca Choo
17) Rang Dang
18) Nightmare At The Apollo
19) K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Album:
"Hefty Fine"

1) Strictly For The Tardcore
2) Balls Out
3) Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
4) I'm The Least You Could Do
5) Farting With A Walkman On
6) Ralph Wiggum
7) Something Diabolical
8) Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
9) Pennsylvania
10) Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
11) No Hard Feelings

BLOODHOUND GANG
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES

Turn Clyde

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend, I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde

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