BLOODHOUND GANG Song Lyrics

Album:
"One Fierce Beer Coaster"

1) Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
2) Lift Your Head Up High
3) Fire Water Burn
4) I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
5) Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
6) It's Tricky
7) Asleep At The Wheel
8) Shut Up
9) Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
10) Boom
11) Going Nowhere Slow
12) Reflections of Remoh
13) Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

Album:
"Hooray For Boobies"

1) I hope You die
2) The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
3) Mama's Boy
4) Three Point One Four
5) Mope
6) Yummy Down On This
7) The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8) RSVP
9) Magna Cum Nada
10) The Bad Touch
11) That Cough came with a prize
12) Take The Long Way Home
13) Hell Yeah
14) Turn Clyde
15) This is Stupid
16) A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
17) The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
18) Along Comes Mary

Album:
"Use Your Fingers"

1) Rip Taylor Is God
2) We Are The Knuckleheads
3) Legend In My Spare Time
4) B.H.G.P.S.A.
5) Mama Say
6) Kids In America
7) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
8) The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
9) One Way
10) Shitty Record Offer
11) Go Down
12) Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
13) No Rest For The Wicked
14) She Ain't Got No Legs
15) We Like Meat
16) Coo Coo Ca Choo
17) Rang Dang
18) Nightmare At The Apollo
19) K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Album:
"Hefty Fine"

1) Strictly For The Tardcore
2) Balls Out
3) Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
4) I'm The Least You Could Do
5) Farting With A Walkman On
6) Ralph Wiggum
7) Something Diabolical
8) Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
9) Pennsylvania
10) Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
11) No Hard Feelings

BLOODHOUND GANG
ONE FIERCE BEER COASTER

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy

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