BLOODHOUND GANG Song Lyrics

Album:
"Use Your Fingers"

1) Rip Taylor Is God
2) We Are The Knuckleheads
3) Legend In My Spare Time
4) B.H.G.P.S.A.
5) Mama Say
6) Kids In America
7) You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
8) The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
9) One Way
10) Shitty Record Offer
11) Go Down
12) Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
13) No Rest For The Wicked
14) She Ain't Got No Legs
15) We Like Meat
16) Coo Coo Ca Choo
17) Rang Dang
18) Nightmare At The Apollo
19) K.I.D.S. Incorporated

Album:
"Hooray For Boobies"

1) I hope You die
2) The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope
3) Mama's Boy
4) Three Point One Four
5) Mope
6) Yummy Down On This
7) The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8) RSVP
9) Magna Cum Nada
10) The Bad Touch
11) That Cough came with a prize
12) Take The Long Way Home
13) Hell Yeah
14) Turn Clyde
15) This is Stupid
16) A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
17) The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
18) Along Comes Mary

Album:
"One Fierce Beer Coaster"

1) Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
2) Lift Your Head Up High
3) Fire Water Burn
4) I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
5) Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
6) It's Tricky
7) Asleep At The Wheel
8) Shut Up
9) Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
10) Boom
11) Going Nowhere Slow
12) Reflections of Remoh
13) Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

Album:
"Hefty Fine"

1) Strictly For The Tardcore
2) Balls Out
3) Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
4) I'm The Least You Could Do
5) Farting With A Walkman On
6) Ralph Wiggum
7) Something Diabolical
8) Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot
9) Pennsylvania
10) Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
11) No Hard Feelings

BLOODHOUND GANG
USE YOUR FINGERS

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.s.g.s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause i'm the one bottle willy with the 12 horse ale
After that i get silly like soupy sales
Now it's midnight and i'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses i'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but i'll end up tending cattle

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty
Cause i'm mr. mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think i was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe i should check and see if this is where i wanna be
Hey lupus is she cute yea for a pygmie
Aw! what do you know? you're probably going home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that i gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact i know i can
It's a manage a trois you and me and heineken

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Regrets i've had a few
First and foremost i'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
Your a mix between an ugnaut and eugene levy
You can call it big-boned, i prefer to call it gut
Your buddha your shamu your jabba the fuckin' hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but i wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and i wasn't gettin' squat
So i rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen christian
Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing i took a fat chance
But how was i supposed to know that jabberjaws lived in your pants
At that junction i came to realize
That only frank purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty i gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

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