DEAD KENNEDYS Song Lyrics

Album:
"Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death"

1) Police Truck
2) Too Drunk to Fuck
3) California Über Alles
4) The Man with the Dogs
5) In-Sight
6) Life Sentence
7) A Child and His Lawnmower
8) I Fought the Law (and I Won)
9) Night of the Living Rednecks
10) Saturday Night Holocaust
11) Pull My Strings
12) Short Songs
13) Straight A's
14) Kinky Sex Makes the World Go 'Round
15) The Prey
16) Buzzbomb from Pasadena
17) Holiday in Cambodia
18) California Uber Alles

Album:
"Bedtime for Democracy"

1) Take This Job and Shove It
2) Hop with the Jet Set
3) Dear Abby
4) Rambozo the Clown
5) Fleshdunce
6) The Great Wall
7) Shrink
8) Triumph of the Swill
9) Macho Insecurity
10) I Spy
11) Cesspools in Eden
12) One-Way Ticket to Pluto
13) Do the Slag
14) A Commercial
15) Gone With My Wind
16) Anarchy for Sale

Album:
"Frankenchrist"

1) Soup is Good Food
2) Hellnation
3) This Could Be Anywhere (This Could Be Everywhere)
4) A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch
5) Chicken Farm
6) Jock-O-Rama (Invasion of the Beef Patrol)
7) Goons of Hazzard
8) M.T.V.¡ªGet off the Air
9) At My Job
10) Stars and Stripes of Corruption
11) Jock-O-Rama

Album:
"Plastic Surgery Disasters"

1) Government Flu
2) Terminal Preppie
3) Trust Your Mechanic
4) Well Paid Scientist
5) Buzzbomb
6) Forest Fire
7) Halloween
8) Winnebago Warrior
9) Riot
10) Bleed for Me
11) I Am the Owl
12) Dead End
13) Moon over Marin
14) Well Paid Scentist

Album:
"In God We Trust, Inc."

1) Religious Vomit
2) Moral Majority
3) Hyperactive Child
4) Kepone Factory
5) Dog Bite
6) Nazi Punks Fuck Off
7) We've Got a Bigger Problem Now
8) Rawhide

Album:
"Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables"

1) Kill the Poor
2) Forward to Death
3) When Ya Get Drafted
4) Let's Lynch the Landlord
5) Drug Me
6) Your Emotions
7) Chemical Warfare
8) California Uber Alles
9) I Kill Children
10) Stealing People's Mail
11) Funland at the Beach
12) Ill in the Head
13) Holiday in Cambodia
14) Viva Las Vegas

Album:
"In God We Trust Inc. [EP]"

1) Religious Vomit
2) Moral Majority
3) Hyperactive Child
4) Kepone Factory
5) Dog Bite
6) Nazi Punks Fuck Off
7) We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
8) Rawhide

DEAD KENNEDYS
GIVE ME CONVENIENCE OR GIVE ME DEATH

Night of the Living Rednecks

Ray's guitar broke. No, we won't play Rawhide, won't play anything. We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show. Who wants to be Dinah Shore? Who's alter-ego is Dinah Shore? Oh, his fists didn't go up so quickly this time. Yawn...yawn..yawn. Put those headphones on, it's be-bop time.

I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland. The night before we played at the Long Goodbye. I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night. A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night. And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid, right. Well, they drove up to me and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, ";Hey, faggot,"; and showered me with some water.

So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock. Now, I waited, walked down about a block to where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside, and sure enough they drove around again. They said, ";Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?"; I said, ";I don't know"; and they squirted me again. So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car.

They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store, who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer, and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling, ";We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you, you motherfucker."; So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside, held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door to the phonebooth.

So they began charging the phonebooth, beating on it with their club, yelling, ";We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot."; I just looked at them. So, there was a crowd gathering by this time and these kids were standing nearby and they said, ";Oh, look at him, he's insane."; I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out. I yelled at them, ";Take me to a mental hospital right away. I wanna be be put away. Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away. Please put me away now."; They said, ";Alright, faggot, we're calling the police.";

So they called the police. The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks. He opens up the door, ";Get out of there, you,"; throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back. Then he goes over to the jocks, ";Now what happened here? It looks like we're going have to take him to jail but we got to have the full story first"; So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole [Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah], ace in the hole, and they go, ";Well, goddammit, the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right, so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him.

I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit. Let me kill him."; So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home, and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence. And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon?

Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet. So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories. That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose.

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