GUTTERMOUTH Song Lyrics

Album:
"Live From The Pharmacy"

1) 1, 2, 3...SLAM!
2) American Made
3) Asshole
4) Born In The USA
5) Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
6) Chicken Box
7) Derek
8) Disneyland
9) Jamie's Petting Zoo
10) Just A Fuck
11) Marco-Polo
12) No Such Thing
13) Oats
14) Pot
15) Race Track
16) Steak (The Underwater Version)
17) This Won't Hurt A Bit
18) Veggicide
19) What's Gone Wrong
20) Where Was I?

Album:
"Gorgeous"

1) Hit Machine
2) Encyclopedia Brown
3) Con Especial
4) Viva America
5) Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
6) A Date With Destiny
7) The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
8) A Nice Place To Visit
9) Food Storage
10) I Have A Dream
11) BBB
12) High Balls
13) Power Up

Album:
"Musical Monkey"

1) What's The Big Deal?
2) Lucky The Donkey
3) Big Pink Dress
4) Do The Hustle
5) Good Friday
6) Baker's Dozen
7) Baker's Dozen
8) Abort Mission
9) Corpse Rotting In Hell
10) Lipstick
11) When Hell Freezes Over
12) Sucking Dick For Beer
13) What If?
14) Perfect World
15) Gold
16) Musical Monkey

Album:
"Friendly People"

1) End on 9
2) Derek
3) Jamie's Petting Zoo
4) Bullshit
5) P.C.
6) Disneyland
7) Can't We All Just Get Along?
8) Veggicide
9) Chaps My Hide
10) What's Gone Wrong
11) Your Late
12) Asshole

Album:
"Teri Yakimoto"

1) Use you mind
2) Trinket trading, tick tooting, toothless, tired, tramps... or the 7 T's
3) Generous portions
4) A Day at the office
5) Teri Yakimoto
6) Whiskey
7) Lock Down
8) Gods Kingdom
9) Marks Ark
10) Room for Improvement
11) Casserole of life
12) Thought provoking sonic device
13) I saw the light
14) Give me a gun
15) Food for thought
16) Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry
17) Up your bum
18) Under the sea

Album:
"Full Length"

1) Race Track
2) No More
3) Jack La Lanne
4) Where Was I?
5) Old Glory
6) I'm Punk
7) Mr. Barbeque
8) Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
9) Chicken Box
10) Carp
11) Toilet
12) Oats
13) 1, 2, 3...SLAM!
14) I Used To Be 20
15) Reggae Man
16) Just A Fuck
17) Hypocrite
18) Marco-Polo
19) Under My Skin
20) Gas Out
21) No Such Thing
22) Malted Vomit
23) Ghost

GUTTERMOUTH
LIVE FROM THE PHARMACY

Jamie's Petting Zoo

I've had my pet
Since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards

Now I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little fucker

So I got a little birdy
And I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then I got him back
The fucker wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in shit

Now I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I fucking hate them all!!!

I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the bastard home
I chopped his fucking head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!

Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You little fucking
Screaming shit-bag
bastard
Fuck you, you
Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!

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