GUTTERMOUTH Song Lyrics

Album:
"Musical Monkey"

1) What's The Big Deal?
2) Lucky The Donkey
3) Big Pink Dress
4) Do The Hustle
5) Good Friday
6) Baker's Dozen
7) Baker's Dozen
8) Abort Mission
9) Corpse Rotting In Hell
10) Lipstick
11) When Hell Freezes Over
12) Sucking Dick For Beer
13) What If?
14) Perfect World
15) Gold
16) Musical Monkey

Album:
"Gorgeous"

1) Hit Machine
2) Encyclopedia Brown
3) Con Especial
4) Viva America
5) Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
6) A Date With Destiny
7) The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
8) A Nice Place To Visit
9) Food Storage
10) I Have A Dream
11) BBB
12) High Balls
13) Power Up

Album:
"Live From The Pharmacy"

1) 1, 2, 3...SLAM!
2) American Made
3) Asshole
4) Born In The USA
5) Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
6) Chicken Box
7) Derek
8) Disneyland
9) Jamie's Petting Zoo
10) Just A Fuck
11) Marco-Polo
12) No Such Thing
13) Oats
14) Pot
15) Race Track
16) Steak (The Underwater Version)
17) This Won't Hurt A Bit
18) Veggicide
19) What's Gone Wrong
20) Where Was I?

Album:
"Friendly People"

1) End on 9
2) Derek
3) Jamie's Petting Zoo
4) Bullshit
5) P.C.
6) Disneyland
7) Can't We All Just Get Along?
8) Veggicide
9) Chaps My Hide
10) What's Gone Wrong
11) Your Late
12) Asshole

Album:
"Teri Yakimoto"

1) Use you mind
2) Trinket trading, tick tooting, toothless, tired, tramps... or the 7 T's
3) Generous portions
4) A Day at the office
5) Teri Yakimoto
6) Whiskey
7) Lock Down
8) Gods Kingdom
9) Marks Ark
10) Room for Improvement
11) Casserole of life
12) Thought provoking sonic device
13) I saw the light
14) Give me a gun
15) Food for thought
16) Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry
17) Up your bum
18) Under the sea

Album:
"Full Length"

1) Race Track
2) No More
3) Jack La Lanne
4) Where Was I?
5) Old Glory
6) I'm Punk
7) Mr. Barbeque
8) Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
9) Chicken Box
10) Carp
11) Toilet
12) Oats
13) 1, 2, 3...SLAM!
14) I Used To Be 20
15) Reggae Man
16) Just A Fuck
17) Hypocrite
18) Marco-Polo
19) Under My Skin
20) Gas Out
21) No Such Thing
22) Malted Vomit
23) Ghost

GUTTERMOUTH
MUSICAL MONKEY

Big Pink Dress

howdy folks its me again got a message to convey
im so confused whats to lose I think I might turn gay
on the day my bitch left
she said ";stick in your rear";
she never thought she'd hear these words
";ooh your mustache is so tickly down there";
(drill my ass)
oh god its tight
(drill my ass)
this is my first time
(drill my ass)
love you - love you too
live with bill its such a thrill
we get it on so fine
we tend our garden everyday
sometimes in 69
play dress up and have puppet shows
we skip and dance and sing
he's so helpful, shaves my back
mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat
(its so hard)
the way he holds me
(it's so hard)
I could just die
(it's so hard)
then we go drinking
and we start thinking
but doin it liberace
then we bake a quiche
we went to church he held my hand
I gazed into his eyes
he kissed my ear, I said oh dear
my shaft began to rise
he whispered let's get married
I squeaked and shouted yes
suddenly our live's a mess
he wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress
(drill my ass)
not sure I'm right
(drill my ass)
what was I thinking
(drill my ass)
I like bull fights
(drill my ass)
no more knitting
(drill my ass)
no more skipping
I tried it once, for a whole six months
but so long moustache!

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