I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track My best friend's in a gun rack I'm a lowlife I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny I'm a lowlife I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out With your wife
Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife
I got kids I never seen And their momma's seventeen I'm a lowlife I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist I'm a lowlife Ahh the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo I Rock n Roll all night
Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Livin' the highlife
I'm watchin' porno on the TV Wonderin' why she'd ever leave me I'm a lowlife The object of my affection Asked the police for protection I'm a lowlife The romance is gone, I'm doin' fine Me and your mom had a real good time Just last night
Cuz I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife
I make black music for the white man Keep cocaine upon my nightstand I'm a lowlife Ain't never hung out in the Catskills But I've been to jail in Nashville I'm a lowlife I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out With your wife
I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Livin' the highlife
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