OLD Song Lyrics

Album:
"Old Lady Drivers"

1) Total Hag
2) Corpse Full Of Gunk
3) Supermarket Monstrosity
4) Lepers w/o Feet
5) Tracheotomy Peashooter
6) Wisdom Lost
7) Cocaine
8) Special Olympics
9) I Laugh As I Chew
10) Colostomy Grab-Bag
11) Feeding The Worms
12) Old Ladies Always Break Their Hips
13) Bathrooms Rule
14) Screaming Geezer

Album:
"The Musical Dimensions Of Sleastak"

1) A Beginning
2) Two Of Me
3) Freak Now
4) Peri Cynthion
5) Happy Tantrum
6) Mutene Ang
7) Ebb
8) Backwards Through The Greedo Compressor
9) Star Wars

Album:
"Lo Flux Tube"

1) Outlive
2) Disconnect Self
3) Citient Null
4) Lo Flux Tube
5) Vein Water
6) Marzuraan
7) Disassemble
8) Z.U.
9) Outlive Again (Ganglehea Mix)

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OLD LADY DRIVERS

Colostomy Grab-Bag

She walks around in her robe
To hide her bag of shit
Colostomy bag, reeks of crud
Embedded in her hip
Screaming at the bitch
She took my parking spot
I caught a whif of colostomy
And took off bown the block

Almost one month later
I saw her in the park
Perfect time for revenge
It was after dark
Hiding in the bushes
As she's walking by
Jumping out on the path
I piss into her eye

Blinded with urea
Stupid smelly bag
I took my hands with all my might
And squeezed her colostomy bag
She spun around about ten times
Until she heaved up brown
Leaving her all embarrassed
In a putrib mound

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