TENACIOUS D Song Lyrics

Album:
"Tenacious D"

1) Kielbasa
2) One Note Song
3) Tribute
4) Wonderboy
5) Hard Fucking
6) Fuck Her Gently
7) Explosivo
8) Dio
9) Inward Singing
10) Kyle Quit The Band
11) The Road
12) Cock Pushups
13) Lee
14) Friendship Test
15) Friendship
16) Karate Schnitzel
17) Karate
18) Rock Your Socks Off
19) Drive-Thru
20) Double Team
21) City Hall

Album:
"The Pick Of Destiny"

1) Kickapoo
2) Classico
3) Baby
4) History
5) The Government Totally Sucks
6) Master Exploder
7) The Divide
8) Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)
9) Dude (I Totally Miss You)
10) Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)
11) Car Chase City
12) Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
13) POD
14) The Metal

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Cock Pushups

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

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