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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Song Lyrics

 Album:

"Internet Leaks"


1) Craigslist
2) Skipper Dan
3) CNR
 Album:

"More Songs"


1) Addicted To Spuds
2) Baby Likes Burping
3) Belvedere Cruising
4) Born To Be Mild
5) Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
6) Chicken Pot Pie
7) Christmas At Ground Zero*
8) Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
9) Crampton Comes Alive
10) Dead Car Battery Blues
11) Dr. Demento Radio Promo
12) Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
13) Eat It
14) Fast Food
15) Fatter
16) Flatbush Avenue
17) food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
18) food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
19) food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
20) food medley as performed in 1985 - 04
21) food medley as performed in 1985 - 05
22) food medley as performed in 1985 - 06
23) food medley as performed in 1985 - 07
24) food medley as performed in 1985 - 08
25) food medley as performed in 1985 - 09
26) food medley as performed in 1985 - 10
27) food medley as performed in 1985 - 11
28) food medley as performed in 1985 - 12
29) food medley as performed in 1985 - 13
30) Free Delivery
31) Gee, I'm A Nerd
32) Gotta Boogie
33) Gravy On You
34) Green Eggs And Ham
35) Happy Birthday
36) Headline News
37) Hit Me With A Rock
38) Holiday Greetings 1987
39) Holiday Greetings 1988
40) I Love Rocky Road
41) If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
42) I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
43) It's Still Billy Joel To Me
44) Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
45) Laundry Day
46) Leisure Suit Serenade
47) Matter Of Crust
48) Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
49) My Bologna
50) Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
51) Nobody Here But Us Frogs
52) Pacman
53) Polka Patterns
54) Polkamon
55) RealRadio 104.1
56) Ricky
57) School Cafeteria - Version 1
58) School Cafeteria - Version 2
59) Snack All Night
60) Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
61) Take Me Down
62) Take Me To The Liver
63) Take The "L" Out Of Liver
64) The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
65) The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
66) We Got The Beef
67) Whatever You Like
68) Won't Eat Prunes Again
69) Yoda Chant*
70) You Don't Take Your Showers
 Album:

"Straight Outta Lynwood"


1) White & Nerdy
2) Pancreas
3) Canadian Idiot
4) I'll Sue Ya
5) Polkarama!
6) Virus Alert
7) Confessions Part III
8) Weasel Stomping Day
9) Close But No Cigar
10) Do I Creep You Out
11) Trapped In The Drive-Thru
12) Don't Download This Song
 Album:

"Poodle Hat"


1) Couch Potato
2) Hardware Store
3) Trash Day
4) Party At The Leper Colony
5) Angry White Boy Polka
6) Wanna B Ur Lovr
7) A Complicated Song
8) Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
9) Ode To A Superhero
10) Bob
11) eBay
12) Genius In France
 Album:

"Running With Scissors"


1) The Saga Begins
2) My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
3) Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
4) The Weird Al Show Theme
5) Jerry Springer
6) Germs
7) Polka Power!
8) Your Horoscope For Today
9) It's All About The Pentiums
10) Truck Drivin' Song
11) Albuquerque
 Album:

"Bad Hair Day"


1) Amish Paradise
2) Everything You Know Is Wrong
3) Cavity Search
4) Callin' In Sick
5) Since You've Been Gone
6) Gump
7) I'm So Sick Of You
8) Syndicated Inc.
9) I Remember Larry
10) Phony Calls
11) The Night Santa Went Crazy
 Album:

"Alapalooza"


1) Jurassic Park
2) Frank's 2000" TV
3) Achy Breaky Song
4) Traffic Jam
5) Talk Soup
6) Livin' In The Fridge
7) She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
8) Harvey The Wonder Hamster
9) Waffle King
10) Bohemian Polka
11) Young, Dumb & Ugly
 Album:

"Off The Deep End"


1) Smells Like Nirvana*
2) Trigger Happy
3) I Can't Watch This
4) Polka Your Eyes Out
5) I Was Only Kidding
6) The White Stuff
7) When I Was Your Age
8) Taco Grande
9) Airline Amy
10) The Plumbing Song
11) You Don't Love Me Anymore
 Album:

"UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff"


1) Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
2) Gandhi II
3) Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
4) Isle Thing
5) The Hot Rocks Polka
6) UHF
7) Let Me Be Your Hog
8) She Drives Like Crazy
9) Generic Blues
10) Spatula City
11) Spam
12) The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota*
 Album:

"Even Worse"


1) Fat
2) Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
3) (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
4) You Make Me
5) I Think I'm A Clone Now
6) Lasagna
7) Melanie
8) Alimony
9) Velvet Elvis
10) Twister
11) Good Old Days*
 Album:

"Dare To Be Stupid"


1) Like A Surgeon
2) Dare To Be Stupid
3) I Want A New Duck
4) One More Minute*
5) George Of The Jungle
6) Slime Creatures From Outer Space
7) Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
8) This Is The Life
9) Cable TV


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
INTERNET LEAKS
 

Skipper Dan



I starred in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
I graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues
And got phenomenal rave reviews
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone
Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
But the years have come and gone
And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin' their ears
Just like they've done for the last 50 years
Now I'm laughin' at my own jokes but I'm cryin' inside
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh, the critics, they used to say
I was the new Olivier
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes
Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me
The only place you might possibly see me
Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland
It ain't exactly what I planned

But I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
I would've killed if I'd been in "Speed The Plow"
But what's the difference, that's all behind me now
Cause I'm payin' the rent and I'm swallowin my pride
And I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway
Knockin' 'em dead in "12 Angry Men"
But instead I'm here tellin' these lame jokes
Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet!
That's an African bull elephant...
And there it is, the backside of water!
What have I done with my life?!

I shoulda listened when my grandfather said
"Why don't you major in business instead?"
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
And I'll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Skipper Dan is the name
And I'm doin' 34 shows every day
And every time it's the same
Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears
Somebody shoot me cause I'm bored to tears
Always said I'd be famous... I guess that I lied
Cause I'm workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride
I'm still workin' on the Jungle Cruise ride




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