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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Song Lyrics

 Album:

"More Songs"


1) Addicted To Spuds
2) Baby Likes Burping
3) Belvedere Cruising
4) Born To Be Mild
5) Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
6) Chicken Pot Pie
7) Christmas At Ground Zero*
8) Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
9) Crampton Comes Alive
10) Dead Car Battery Blues
11) Dr. Demento Radio Promo
12) Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
13) Eat It
14) Fast Food
15) Fatter
16) Flatbush Avenue
17) food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
18) food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
19) food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
20) food medley as performed in 1985 - 04
21) food medley as performed in 1985 - 05
22) food medley as performed in 1985 - 06
23) food medley as performed in 1985 - 07
24) food medley as performed in 1985 - 08
25) food medley as performed in 1985 - 09
26) food medley as performed in 1985 - 10
27) food medley as performed in 1985 - 11
28) food medley as performed in 1985 - 12
29) food medley as performed in 1985 - 13
30) Free Delivery
31) Gee, I'm A Nerd
32) Gotta Boogie
33) Gravy On You
34) Green Eggs And Ham
35) Happy Birthday
36) Headline News
37) Hit Me With A Rock
38) Holiday Greetings 1987
39) Holiday Greetings 1988
40) I Love Rocky Road
41) If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
42) I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
43) It's Still Billy Joel To Me
44) Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
45) Laundry Day
46) Leisure Suit Serenade
47) Matter Of Crust
48) Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
49) My Bologna
50) Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
51) Nobody Here But Us Frogs
52) Pacman
53) Polka Patterns
54) Polkamon
55) RealRadio 104.1
56) Ricky
57) School Cafeteria - Version 1
58) School Cafeteria - Version 2
59) Snack All Night
60) Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
61) Take Me Down
62) Take Me To The Liver
63) Take The "L" Out Of Liver
64) The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
65) The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
66) We Got The Beef
67) Whatever You Like
68) Won't Eat Prunes Again
69) Yoda Chant*
70) You Don't Take Your Showers
 Album:

"Internet Leaks"


1) Craigslist
2) Skipper Dan
3) CNR
 Album:

"Straight Outta Lynwood"


1) White & Nerdy
2) Pancreas
3) Canadian Idiot
4) I'll Sue Ya
5) Polkarama!
6) Virus Alert
7) Confessions Part III
8) Weasel Stomping Day
9) Close But No Cigar
10) Do I Creep You Out
11) Trapped In The Drive-Thru
12) Don't Download This Song
 Album:

"Poodle Hat"


1) Couch Potato
2) Hardware Store
3) Trash Day
4) Party At The Leper Colony
5) Angry White Boy Polka
6) Wanna B Ur Lovr
7) A Complicated Song
8) Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
9) Ode To A Superhero
10) Bob
11) eBay
12) Genius In France
 Album:

"Running With Scissors"


1) The Saga Begins
2) My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
3) Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
4) The Weird Al Show Theme
5) Jerry Springer
6) Germs
7) Polka Power!
8) Your Horoscope For Today
9) It's All About The Pentiums
10) Truck Drivin' Song
11) Albuquerque
 Album:

"Bad Hair Day"


1) Amish Paradise
2) Everything You Know Is Wrong
3) Cavity Search
4) Callin' In Sick
5) Since You've Been Gone
6) Gump
7) I'm So Sick Of You
8) Syndicated Inc.
9) I Remember Larry
10) Phony Calls
11) The Night Santa Went Crazy
 Album:

"Alapalooza"


1) Jurassic Park
2) Frank's 2000" TV
3) Achy Breaky Song
4) Traffic Jam
5) Talk Soup
6) Livin' In The Fridge
7) She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
8) Harvey The Wonder Hamster
9) Waffle King
10) Bohemian Polka
11) Young, Dumb & Ugly
 Album:

"Off The Deep End"


1) Smells Like Nirvana*
2) Trigger Happy
3) I Can't Watch This
4) Polka Your Eyes Out
5) I Was Only Kidding
6) The White Stuff
7) When I Was Your Age
8) Taco Grande
9) Airline Amy
10) The Plumbing Song
11) You Don't Love Me Anymore
 Album:

"UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff"


1) Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
2) Gandhi II
3) Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
4) Isle Thing
5) The Hot Rocks Polka
6) UHF
7) Let Me Be Your Hog
8) She Drives Like Crazy
9) Generic Blues
10) Spatula City
11) Spam
12) The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota*
 Album:

"Even Worse"


1) Fat
2) Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
3) (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
4) You Make Me
5) I Think I'm A Clone Now
6) Lasagna
7) Melanie
8) Alimony
9) Velvet Elvis
10) Twister
11) Good Old Days*
 Album:

"Dare To Be Stupid"


1) Like A Surgeon
2) Dare To Be Stupid
3) I Want A New Duck
4) One More Minute*
5) George Of The Jungle
6) Slime Creatures From Outer Space
7) Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
8) This Is The Life
9) Cable TV


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
MORE SONGS
 

Polka Patterns



Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must declare
I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat

Let's go into the bathroom
I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math
Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath
But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart
You'll see the repetition is like geometric art

Wow, haha
Look

Everywhere, I see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, I must declare
I've got a flair for patterns

On my hair, the clothes I wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All I see is patterns
The patterns that repeat

Hey!

A polkameister like myself never has to be bored
I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard
Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health
So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself

Look at this, patterns
I've got blisters on my fingers
Woo, hey, aw, get down
Yeah, help me, somebody, woo

Still there? Okay

Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party
You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers

Here they are

Everywhere, we see them there
We stop and stare at patterns
We don't care, we must declare
We've got a flair for patterns

On our hair, the clothes we wear
Our savoir faire is patterns
All we see is patterns
The patterns that repeat

Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns
Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns
Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat

I gotta stop

Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns




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